Dreamcatcher + Golden Child + Weki Meki Incorrect Quotes

[Lex ₊˚✩⊹]

Yoojung: owo
Y: Stop that
Yoojung: ono
Jangjun: you stupid iDIOT look what you did! now she's sad

 

[Lex ₊˚✩⊹]

Doyeon: I'm perfectly fine!
Jibeom: Just this morning, you thought a ghost made your toast.
Doyeon: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!

 

[Lex ₊˚✩⊹]

Rina: Hey, how old is Daeyeol?
Y: He's old enough to remember Y2K.
Daeyeol: ...Thanks, Sungyoon.

 

[anmybeloved]

Yoojung: When I found Doyeon, it felt like an angelic choir singing from heaven
Donghyun: Cool. When I found Joochan, he was wandering outside Walmart at 4 a.m.

Suddenly I'm Joochan

 

[anmybeloved]

Bomin, texting: What do you guys want to do?
Lua: egg people
Lucy: steal a car
Joochan: rob a Best But
Joochan: *Buy
Joochan: but if there’s a store called Best Butt we’ll rob that too

Lets go rob Kevin Moon

 

[Lex ₊˚✩⊹]

Donghyun: The elf on the shelf is not a cute holiday tradition, but rather a physical embodiment of the Orwellian dystopia that we live in today. It is a ploy to make kids blindly accept a surveillance system in their homes and—
Elly: PLEASE shut up and help me make cookies

 

[Lex ₊˚✩⊹]

*A song is playing in the background*
Doyeon: Hey, anyone know what song this is?
Jaehyun: Yeah
Doyeon:
Doyeon: Thanks
Jaehyun: No problem

 

[Lex ₊˚✩⊹]

Lucy: That's one of my biggest fears
Jaehyun: What is?
Lucy: If I ever, like, woke up as a doughnut
Jaehyun: *Gasps* You would eat yourself?!
Lucy: I wouldn't even hesitate!!
Seungmin, nearby: What the hell

 

[Lex ₊˚✩⊹]

Jangjun: It’s just a moo point.
Rina: Moo point?
Jangjun: Yeah. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.
Rina:
Rina: Have we been stuck with him too long, or did that just make sense?

 

[Lex ₊˚✩⊹]

Siyeon, drunk: Music is just wiggling air.
Y: Don't do this. Don't do this to me tonight.

 

[Lex ₊˚✩⊹]

Handong: What are you doing?
Jangjun, taping Jaehyun to the ceiling: We’re gonna scare Minji so bad.
Handong: Okay.
Handong: Yubin, call the fire department.

 

[Lex ₊˚✩⊹]

Sua: FOUR MONTHS!
Seungmin: What’s she talking about?
Y: Don’t worry about it—
Sua: THAT’S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!

 

[Lex ₊˚✩⊹]

Jiu: You four, explain. Now.
Gahyeon: It was Jaehyun.
Donghyun: It was Jaehyun.
Joochan: It was Jaehyun.
Jiu:
Jaehyun: Crap.

 

[Lex ₊˚✩⊹]

Seungmin: Hyung, you gotta limit the time Bora's spending with Yoohyeon and Jaehyun
Daeyeol: How come?
Seungmin: All they do is teach her English through pop culture phrases. It's—
Sua, loudly walking into the room: Rise and grind, ladies, let's eat today's ass!

 

[Lex ₊˚✩⊹]

Siyeon: We’re out of cereal water
Daeyeol: We’re out of what now?
Siyeon: Cereal water
Y, exasperated: Milk... she is talking about damn milk.

 

[Lex ₊˚✩⊹]

Daeyeol, texting Suyeon: Yeah Suyeon I don’t know but please come to the hospital
Daeyeol: Sookyung got a turkey stuck on her head
Lua: IT WAS LIKE BEING BIRTHED FROM MY MOTHER’S WOMB ALL OVER AGAIN
Lua: I COULD SEE THE LIGHT

 

[Lex ₊˚✩⊹]

Donghyun: Doyeon, are you crazy? We’re not medically trained to help people.
Joochan: I know DDR.
Doyeon: …What?
Joochan: It’s what you do when people can’t breathe. DDR.
Donghyun: It’s not DDR.
Joochan: Yes, it is.
Doyeon: You can’t Dance Dance Revolution on people’s lungs.
Joochan: You can try!

 

[Lex ₊˚✩⊹]

Jibeom: Good thing the Internet exists. Back in the 12th century or whatever, I would’ve had to shout my BS from the window.
~*In 1127 A.D.*~
Jibeom, hanging out his window in the dead of night: I HAVE TWELVE TOES AND SEVEN EYES!
Elly, already aiming for Jibeom with her crossbow: SHUT YON F*CKETH MOUTH!

 

[Lex ₊˚✩⊹]

Yoohyeon: Is there a word for a mix between angry and sad?
Dami: Well, there’s disgruntled, malcontented, miserable, desolated–
Jangjun: Smad.