I've accidentally eaten a mosquito 
Owwwhen I was like 8, I was trying to be like the neighborhood kids & ride my bike with no hands & completely forgot that one: I was going down a hill & two: there are pot holes & cracks in my street. So when my tire hit a crack, I flipped over the front of it & hit the pavement & my bike landed on top of me.
Luckily I was wearing a helmet but my chin, elbows and knees got scraped up really bad lol
I felt that comment for some reason as I was reading itLuckily I was wearing a helmet but my chin, elbows and knees got scraped up really bad lol
I have so many “silly” things, but they’re honestly more embarrassing in the way of me hurting myself lol. Besides that, I also tripped and fell and busted my knee and got rocks in said knee, I tried hanging upside down on my swing set and slipped and ripped my favorite jeans in the thigh area, I got a nozzle from the hose stuck in my swimsuit top once & one of my friends yanked it and I had a huge scrape across my chest lol....I had so many injuries as a kid lolI felt that comment for some reason as I was reading it![]()
Oh wait one time i was trying to hop a fence and one of my belt loops got caught on the top of the wire but i wasnt heavy enough to tear the loop at the time and no one decided to help me so i was just hanging there while everyone watchedI tripped over a baby gate and then faceplanted