Random Incorrect quotes.

[cix.sense]

nct
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lucas: [hits his hand on a table]
lucas: ow! my armkle!!
doyoung: your what?
jungwoo: his wrist.

A r m k l e fhuie3r8jei2 im whezindf

 

[Leelu-Is-Dead]

TREASURE (ft. yoonbin (rip))
Yoonbin: Dammnit, we lost Haruto

Jeongwoo: Don’t worry, I got this

Jeongwoo: (Clears throat)

Jeongwoo: WOW

Haruto, screaming: FANTASTIC BABY

but he's not even yelling. he's gone beyond the barrier of sound and produced a supersonic shriek that's decibel count is still unknown, as no scientist has ever gotten to hear it without the mere atoms of his or her body being shredded.

 

[Love_alize071313]

SKZ as Vines bc im bored:

Chan: *bored in the studio* Is there anything better than *****?
Chan: YES! A really good book.

Stranger: You ready to die??
Minho: I'm a bad b!tch you can't kill me.

Person: *punches him*
Changbin: AH! Fvck, i can't believe you've done this

Hyunjin: So i was sitting there...
Hyunjin: ... barbeque sauce on my t!tties

The "twins" playing 'Doctor' with some dolls
Felix, holding a baby doll: Ms. Keisha? ms. KEISHA!?!
Jisung: OMFG, She fvckin' dead.

Seungmin: Hey, you did pretty good on that presentaion.
Person: OmG, rEALlY?Ididn'teventrylike-
Seungmin: OMFG,WHYCANTYOUJUSTACCEPTAFRICKINGCOMPLIMENTTTTT??

I.N: People be like 'oh why do you curse, you're only 9"
I.N: i'm 11 so shut the fvck up

 

[https.jisoobiased]

Jeongyeon: hey Jihyo guess what
Jihyo: what
Jeongyeon: hi

 

[Love_alize071313]

NCT:

KUN: Why is it when something happens, it's always you three?
Yangx2, Henderey, and Ten: *covered with blood, chicken feathers, and claw scratches*
Hendery: I've been asking myself the same question for two years.

 

[https.jisoobiased]

jeongyeon and tyuzu in a room

tyuzu: mommy saranghae


jeongyeon:

 

[BiasWreck]

Two K-pop idols: *breathe the same air*
K-pop shippers: DaS sUsPiCiOuS.... DaS wEiRd....

This was made purely for jokes, I don't intend for people to take offense to it. Okay thank you-

 

[HeroHaikyu]

It’s so freaking perfect- I can’t-

 

[Love_alize071313]

Stray Kids As Things I heard on omegle

Spoiler: Caps

*video comes on*
Felix: my name is macaroni~
me: oh, hi nice to meet you macaro-
Felix: mY NAME IS MACAROnIIIIIIIIIII-
*video cuts off*

*video starts*
me: *gasp* a pichu~
Changbin: doNT YOU FRICKING DARE TRY TO TAKE MY PLUSHIE
me: O-O
Changbin: Anyway~ How you doing love~
Me: *confused*
*video goes out*

*video starts*
me: Hi~ How are you tod-
me: ohMYGODITsAHUSKY-
Chan: Oh, you can see her? Lol, she's cute ain't she?
*video goes out*

 

[Love_alize071313]

Stray Kids as Omegle interactions pt.2

Spoiler: Caps

*video starts*
me: oh, wow you're pretty~
Hyunjin: pshh I know the fvck?
me : :[
*video ends*

*video starts*
Minho: You wanna see my bby ddy?
Me: no..
Minho: tOO BAD
*shows picture of anime boiye*
*video ends*

 

[K-fan_2003]

To many kids?

RM/ JB- its hard having six kids.
CHAN fools i have eight!
S.coups - *sarcastically* its hard having ten kids?Ok
Taeyong -*annoyed and slams hands on the table* MOTHER F****RS. I. KEEP. GETTING. MORE!!!

 

[Love_alize071313]

CHAN fools i have eight!

Come again..?

 

[gwslay]

Come again..?

I think @/K-fan_2003 meant 7

 

[Love_alize071313]

I think @/K-fan_2003 meant 7

Ahhh okay. That makes sense. ^^

 

[JoppingandPop]

jeongyeon and tyuzu in a room

tyuzu: mommy saranghae
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jeongyeon:

You called?

 

[Lex ₊˚✩⊹]

(Golden Child)
Jaehyun: Daeyeol, please help
Daeyeol: What's going on?
Jaehyun: Joochan keeps telling me scary things
Joochan, from across the room: MAGENTA DOESN'T EXIST!
Jaehyun: AAAAA--

 

[Lex ₊˚✩⊹]

(Family Feud but it's Golden Child)
Joochan, as the host: Okay, Tag, give me a word that starts with "pork".
Tag: -upine.
Joochan: Huh?
Tag: Pork-upine.
Joochan: ...
Jangjun: GOOD ANSWER! GOOD ANSWER!
Joochan: I said "pork", he said "cupine"...
Joochan: That's the greatest answer I've ever heard!

 

[K-fan_2003]

Ahhh okay. That makes sense. ^^

I Meant seven

 

[Leelu-Is-Dead]

God - Alright hand over the kazoo.
Johnny - Why?
God - because you've been playing Kick It on it for six hours and we all need to sleep.
Johnny - Ok. *hands over kazoo"
God - Thanks, now go to bed.
Johnny - ...
Johnny - *looks around suspiciously, pulls out another kazoo*

 

[Lex ₊˚✩⊹]

(Golden Child)
Daeyeol: Hey Donghyun, what are you doing?
Donghyun: Starting a rebellion
Daeyeol: Hell yeah! Stick it to the old people!