FINALE: Star Crossed Lovers?!?1!?1/11 UWUUU
The smell of gonorrhea envelops the room as Namtiddies's side hoe, Peaches, walks up to Namjin and licks his right ear lobe for two minutes and twenty three seconds. You are about to explode with rage as you see your incredibly sexy uncle with this hoe11/1!!1//1 You're even more enraged that they killed the love of your life, your Hyunsuckie, and made him pretend to sarang you! OmO was it even real??? Or was it a disappointment-- just like your entire existence????"Hey boo," whispered Peaches stankly. Tits looked into her juicy, syphilis-tinged eyeballs and started to chew on them. That's what you wanted him to do to you-- not that thot!??!/1/1/!!!?!1?1/1?1/1/1//1/1/
"Hey, Peaches!" You scream. She turns her eyeball-less face to you.
"What, *****?!?!" She screched ferociously.
"Why did you do this to me and YG oppahr?!?" You bawl angrily. Namjoon slurps her eyeballs back into her eyes so Peaches could look at your shit-caked skin and nasty, Grimes-y, but incredibly sexy body.
"You realize it was never real, right?" She hissed. Her beau, your adorably delicious uncle, cackled wickedly at you.
"You really are that stupid," he moans angrily. YOU RAGE AND FUME.
"Is that right? And what exactly have you accomplished in your life time that makes you Einstein?" You comeback acrimoniously, causing the tits you gave to him to explode and splatter all over the strip club.
"Y/N!" He yells in his deep, smexy voice. "Don't do that again! You can kill me!"
"Just like you killed my hot boyfriend?!?1/1/" You rawr ferociously. Namjoon's body started to shake with fear. He knew how epic of a roaster you were-- and how nobody could beat you in a roast battle!!"!!!!!!?!?!?!?1/?!/!?!/w
"Y/N, please," he begged-- kneeling on the ground before your disgusting naked body. You were still bare from your passionate Pristin ceremony with your dead boyfriend, YG anna-oop-ahr.
"My name must taste good ’cause it’s always in your mouth," you growl epicly-- causing Namtoodles to explode. Peaches, his side *****, looked at you proudly. She started to get naked, and absorbed his dead body's splattered chunks with her coochie.
"MMmmm," you groan excitedly. "Must taste good, huh?"
"Tastes just like Suckjinn," she grinned hungrily.
"Mind if I share a bite?" You ask tastily. She winks at you, and you start to absorb his parts with your dry coochie. Peaches starts to walk over to you and kisses you?!/1/!/!/!/1/ IS SHE A LESBIAN?!?1/1?!/!/1/1/!/!//1 OMO
"W-what was that?" You blush curiously. She rips off her face to reveal she was-- ZHOU JIEQIONG-- AKA KYULKYUNG?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1
"Peaches-- you're really Kyulkyung from Pristin?!?!?" You exclaim shockedly.
"Yes, Y/N!" She hissed deliciously, entrancing you with her soulless black orbs. "I was the only Pristin member to not die because of Pledis-- and after I escaped, Yoonmin made me his wife!".
"But you-- you're black now??!?!" You screech in surprise.
"If Lana changed her race, so can I, right?" She shrugs. You laugh gleefully, and kiss your new wife.
SIX MONTHS, FOUR DAYS, TWENTY THREE HOURS, AND FIVE SECONDS LATER...
The wedding bells rung as you and Kyulkyung walked out of the mortuary after a long session of mating with the dead bodies. You licked her nose for ten minutes and five seconds-- and then kissed her for five minutes and two seconds! You could feel your stomach kick as the baby YG IMPREGNATED you with swirled around in your stomach. Even though it was possessed with the demon from the Nun movie-- you were so proud to have your ex still in your life. You were even more happy to have had mated with the dead bodies of your former classmates, teacher, and uncle.
The question for the future was what you and Kyulkyung would do-- especially since you two were the leaders of your community's necrophiliac club and were on the hunt for former Pledis Entertainment employees to track down and kill. You had a baby on the way, the hottest boo in town on your side, and the souls of those you reaped of life following you for the rest of your life~!!! How amazing!!!?!
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