Random Incorrect quotes.

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Seventeen
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Dino: So what time does the judgmental express arrive?

Jun: Woozi and The8 get here at noon

( Just saying this was not meant to offend anyone in any type of way I just found it )

Got7
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BamBam: How high was I last night?

Yugyeom: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water

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Jackson: Your smiling, did something good happen?

Jinyoung: I can’t smile just because I feel like it?

Mark: Yugyeom tripped and fell during practice today.

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A bunch of fandoms

iGot7: mon, I need a favor

Monbebe: I’m not giving you a lap dance again

Army: ‘lap dance’?

Carat: ’AGAIN’??

 

[Love_alize071313]

SKZ

Seungmin: I bet dating Minho is hard.
Jisung: I once asked him if he could get me a cup of water when he was mad at me, he got me a cup of ice. So no, no it isn't
Seungmin: How is that not hard?
Jisung: I'm grateful he got me anything at all.

 

[jenosimp]

reaper: I've come to take you.
haechan: uhh wait let me ask doyoung first
reaper: it's not a choice-
haechan: HEY DOYOUNG
doyoung: no.
haechan: he said no
reaper:

 

[Love_alize071313]

*technically not a quote but-
Enhypen Jake, SkZ Felix and Chan, and BP Rose at a music show and they start talking in English.

 

[Love_alize071313]

Skz

SKz:...
Stay: *deeply inhales*
Chan: Ah, sh!t here we go again.
STAY:YOUGUYSARESOF!CKINGAWESOMEANDTALENTEDANDWEWOULDTAKEABULLETFORYOUGUYSOMFGIWISHWECOULDBETOGETHERALWAYS!NEVERFORGETWEWILLSTAYBYYOURSIDEFORVERHGIUNDGUYETFGNDYUENHMIUDWM
Hyunjin: We legit just breathed.

 

[VIPJACKAHGADAY]

Of course me being JJP trash would pick this one
GOT7
Jackson: Jinyoung can't be good at everything. He must be a terrible kisser or something.
JB: No, he's good at it too.
Jackson: What???
JB: Yeah.

There's an account dedicated to making GOT7 incorrect quotes and they legit look like real subs. It's better if you see it visually.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1217351812769931265

 

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Monsta X

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Changkyun: *steps one foot into America*
Changkyun: thank fuck, I can finally unleash all this pent up Aquarius energy.

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Maknae Line Drunk

Changkyun: If watermelons exists, why isn't there a firemelon, earthmelon and airmelon?
Jooheon: the elemelons.

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Changkyun: Fuck, I want to die.
Shownu: Language, Changkyun!
Changkyun: Hecky heck, I crave death.​

 

[Love_alize071313]

ENHYPEN

~The GC~
Sunoo: I'm up!
Sunghoon: So is the sun.
Sunoo: Exactly.

 

[Love_alize071313]

Astro

Sanha: Hyung, What's a 'thot'?
Moonbin: A thoughtful person
~At Dinner~
MJ: Here's the salt Sanha.
Sanha: Thanks! You're such a thot!
*Astro chokes on water in shock except for Moonbin who is cracking up*

 

[Love_alize071313]

Fandoms

Army: Y'all can't even!
Exo-L: Wanna Bet??!?
Aghase: OMFL, yOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS ARGUING
Exo-L: No we aren't. We're just being competitive
Army: No, we're arguing.
Exo-L: NO, WE'RE BEING COMPETITIVE
Once: Are they seriously fighting on whether or not they're fighting?
Ahagase: Yes, yes they are.

 

[Love_alize071313]

NCT 127 as "Can I copy your Homework?" responses.

I'll help you! What don't you understand: Taeil, Taeyong, WinWin, Junwoo

What's in it for me?: Yuta

Lol. No.: Jaehyun.

Sure just change it up so it's not obvious: Johnny

thERE WAS HOMEWORK?!?!: Mark

read 4 hours ago : Doyoung, Haechan

 

[Love_alize071313]

ATEEZ

Yeosang: Pass me the remote.
Wooyoung: What's the magic word?
Yeosang: Or else.
Wooyoung: That's two words, but they work just as well.

 

[Yeonjun'sDriedScalp <3]

Saw this one and it was really funny

 

[Love_alize071313]

SKZ

Minho: Where is it?!?! I'll make sure it's taken care of.
Jisung: W-Wait, Minho. You should treat spiders the way you wanna be treated
Minho: kILLED WITHOUT HESITATION
Jisung: nO

 

[Yukari]

SKZ

Minho: Where is it?!?! I'll make sure it's taken care of.
Jisung: W-Wait, Minho. You should treat spiders the way you wanna be treated
Minho: kILLED WITHOUT HESITATION
Jisung: nO

lol

 

[yunaing]

Not really incorrect quote but misheard lyrics

I saw on Twitter someone thought Byul said “lesbo pride” during her Dingga rap and I can’t unhear it

 

[Love_alize071313]

Groups & Their Fandoms

~At the Thanksgiving table the groups debate on who's fandom is the best~

BTS: Our fandom will take a bullet for us
ARMY: That's true

EXO: Okay and? Ours been taking bullets since before you guys debuted
EXO-L: PeriodT

GOT7: Oh, yeah? Our fandom is fun!
AHGASAE: Hell, YEAH we are!

TXT: Please, our fandom is chill.
MoA: Mm-Hmm.

DAY6: So? Ours is too.
MyDay: Duh.

NCT: Same.
NCTzen: We may be chaotic but we're chill 75% of the time

Ateez: Our fandom is chaotic 100% of the time.
Atiny *eating salad with a spoon*: No we're not.

STRAY KIDS: Yeah? Our Fandom calls our leader Daddy.
STAY: *chokes on water*

 

[Love_alize071313]

ATEEZ

Yeosang: Ugh, rude.

Wooyoung: What?

Yeosang: Stop doing that.

Wooyoung: What? I'm literally just sitting here, breathing.

Yeosang: Exactly, do that over there. Way over there.

 

[Love_alize071313]

Ateez

Mingi: *falcon punches Seonghwa's stomach*
Seonghwa: oH, WHAT THE F*CK!!
Mingi: I cannot let you do this with your life. You're so young, you're sO B E A U T I F U L.
Seonghwa: *in immense pain* w h a t a r e y o u t a l k i n g a b o u t ?
Mingi: I'm talking about that baby thats growing in your belly
Seonghwa: *confused and angered* I'M NOT PREGNANT
Mingi: Well not anymore. I've been taking Muy Tai classes.
Seonghwa: Mingi, I've never been pregnant.
Mingi: oh... are you sure?
Seonghwa: YES I'M F*CKING SURE
Mingi: oh, well, I gues-
Wooyoung: I apologize, but what the F*CK is going on over here?
Mingi: I found a positive pregnancy test in a bathroom an-
Wooyoung to Seonghwa:

Seonghwa: AH, WHAT THE F*CKKK!

 

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(G)I-DLE

Soyeon: *stubs her toe* Oh my god-
The other members: SHE TOOK ME TO THE SKY
Soyeon: Oh god-
The other members: I SHOULD STAY AWAY BUT THEN-