Renaming Kpop Songs/MVs

[VIPJACKAHGADAY]

Fantastic Baby - BIGBANG: BIGBANG is king but GD is queen (also 3/5 members are shirtless)
I Need A Girl - Taeyang feat. G-Dragon: Dara is the female lead because I have a crush on her, but she seems to be flirting with GD across the room
The Baddest Female - CL: Even though this song is about females, we're going to add a bunch of males in the MV
I Am The Best - 2NE1: Let's wear several different hairstyles and break stuff
Zutter - GD&TOP: Weird Sh*t (I wouldn't recommend watching this MV)
Where Are U From - Seungri: Let's do this PSY style
Bae Bae - BIGBANG: Chap Sal To (Sticky Rice)
Lies - BIGBANG: Stalking a girl until she shows guilt
Haru Haru - BIGBANG: I wish GD and T.O.P would fight over me
Bang Bang Bang - BIGBANG: Ppangya Ppangya Ppangya (Fantastic Baby Pt. 2)
Doom Dada - T.O.P: Gorillas, a creepy baby, a giant microphone, and art references
Kiss - Dara: Teasing Lee Minho
You and I - Park Bom: Life Story
Nobody - Wonder Girls: Send help! JYP is stuck in the toilet!
I Got A Boy - Girls' Generation: Sharing the same guy
Shoot Out - Monsta X: Extreme body shaking
Tell Me Goodbye - BIGBANG: I just got shot, but you choose to ignore me
The Last Farewell - BIGBANG: Rooting for the nerd
Untitled 2014 - G-Dragon: Colors and Clouds
Eyes, Nose, Lips - Taeyang: I'm going to burn my ex girlfriend's picture so I can forget about her
Spring - Park Bom: Self-titled Song (Dara's rapping though)
Best Friend - iKON (no MV): Friend-zoned
Love Scenario - iKON: Bros For Life
Daddy - PSY feat. CL: I'll be the rice to your curry
Crayon - G-Dragon: Why so serious?
One Of A Kind - G-Dragon: Getting rejected by Barbie
Really Really - WINNER: How much color do you want? No
Ah Yeah - WINNER: Mino shaking Seungyoon and Seungyoon not reacting at all
Millions - WINNER: Aesthetic
Everyday - WINNER: Everyone's hairstyle except Mino's is questionable
FXXK IT - BIGBANG: Animal Get Down (If you look this up, the video will actually pop up)

 

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Knock Out - GD&TOP: Sweet Medusa

 

[honeycove]

Fantastic Baby - BIGBANG: BIGBANG is king but GD is queen (also 3/5 members are shirtless)
I Need A Girl - Taeyang feat. G-Dragon: Dara is the female lead because I have a crush on her, but she seems to be flirting with GD across the room
The Baddest Female - CL: Even though this song is about females, we're going to add a bunch of males in the MV
I Am The Best - 2NE1: Let's wear several different hairstyles and break stuff
Zutter - GD&TOP: Weird Sh*t (I wouldn't recommend watching this MV)
Where Are U From - Seungri: Let's do this PSY style
Bae Bae - BIGBANG: Chap Sal To (Sticky Rice)
Lies - BIGBANG: Stalking a girl until she shows guilt
Haru Haru - BIGBANG: I wish GD and T.O.P would fight over me
Bang Bang Bang - BIGBANG: Ppangya Ppangya Ppangya (Fantastic Baby Pt. 2)
Doom Dada - T.O.P: Gorillas, a creepy baby, a giant microphone, and art references
Kiss - Dara: Teasing Lee Minho
You and I - Park Bom: Life Story
Nobody - Wonder Girls: Send help! JYP is stuck in the toilet!
I Got A Boy - Girls' Generation: Sharing the same guy
Shoot Out - Monsta X: Extreme body shaking
Tell Me Goodbye - BIGBANG: I just got shot, but you choose to ignore me
The Last Farewell - BIGBANG: Rooting for the nerd
Untitled 2014 - G-Dragon: Colors and Clouds
Eyes, Nose, Lips - Taeyang: I'm going to burn my ex girlfriend's picture so I can forget about her
Spring - Park Bom: Self-titled Song (Dara's rapping though)
Best Friend - iKON (no MV): Friend-zoned
Love Scenario - iKON: Bros For Life
Daddy - PSY feat. CL: I'll be the rice to your curry
Crayon - G-Dragon: Why so serious?
One Of A Kind - G-Dragon: Getting rejected by Barbie
Really Really - WINNER: How much color do you want? No
Ah Yeah - WINNER: Mino shaking Seungyoon and Seungyoon not reacting at all
Millions - WINNER: Aesthetic
Everyday - WINNER: Everyone's hairstyle except Mino's is questionable
FXXK IT - BIGBANG: Animal Get Down (If you look this up, the video will actually pop up)

Zutter and Crayon are classics also I started singing “animal get down” when I read the rename for FXXK IT

 

[VIPJACKAHGADAY]

Zutter and Crayon are classics also I started singing “animal get down” when I read the rename for FXXK IT

When I first heard FXXK IT, I kept singing "Girl I wanna get down." Then, I started to wonder where f*ck it was in the song. While I was watching BIGBANG interviews, I kept hearing people say "Eramoreugetda" and I'm like, "What's that?" Then it hit me that that is f*ck it in Korean (it also means "whatever").

 

[honeycove]

When I first heard FXXK IT, I kept singing "Girl I wanna get down." Then, I started to wonder where f*ck it was in the song. While I was watching BIGBANG interviews, I kept hearing people say "Eramoreugetda" and I'm like, "What's that?" Then it hit me that that is f*ck it in Korean (it also means "whatever").

Omg lmao

 

[VIPJACKAHGADAY]

Day6 Edition:
Time of Our Life: Whoops, we forgot to put the warning about flashing lights at the beginning of the video
I Like You: Don’t wanna admit that I more than just like you even though I brought out a giant heart to impress you
What Can I Do: Dowoon’s fangirls hate Brian, and this girl is ruining the SungPil and Jaehyungparkian ships
Hi Hello: I guess it’s okay to pick up strangers on the road if they look like Day6
I Loved You: It’s called Daydrama, not Kdrama (also What Can I Do Pt. 2)
When you love someone: Another Daydrama (also What Can I Do Pt. 3)
All Alone: We never got the girl but at least we have each other (also What Can I Do Pt. 4)
I Smile: Let’s zoom in on Wonpil’s hands
I Wait: Nobody Puts Baby (Brian) In The Corner (I live for his kicks)
How Can I Say: Let’s trip My Days out
Letting Go: Brian vs. Young K Rap Battle
I’m Serious: When is Day6 ever serious?
Dance Dance: How Day6 really is and no one can unhear Wonpil saying “Wait, I’m gay,” even though he actually didn’t say that
My Day (no MV but I just had to include this): Dedicated to the fandom
You Were Beautiful: Guaranteed to make you tear up
Congratulations: Sarcastic af (Why does it feel like Brian would totally say “wow you’re unbelievable” in a sarcastic tone?)
Days Gone By: Jae’s hairstylist: How long do you want your rat tail? Jae: Yes
Beautiful Feeling: Haha, you thought this was a typical MV and not a lyric video
Shoot Me: We have young fans and don’t want to scare them away, so no fake blood will come out when the guy is shot, but we’ll still make it cool by jumping in slo-mo (I’ve watched this video so many times and always find new things that I didn’t catch the previous time)

What I learned from watching Day6 MVs:

• They deserve more streams
• There really isn't a bad song
• SungPil is real
• Most of the MVs could've been scenes taken out of a Kdrama
• Never put subtitles, unless you want to cry

 

[An Okay Rock]

Boys Republic - Get Down: "Every single fanfiction with a mafia au"
SF9 - RPM: "We wanted to play laser tag but we took it too far and now there's a war, how are you?" also "I dont know who any of you are, but I'd let you step on me, they're all visuals here ladies and gentlmen"
Seventeen - Fear: "Sike ***** I'm the devil! -Cameron Phillip, 2019"
D1CE - Wake Up: "It isnt actually dice, it's d-once but I'm still gonna call you dice" also "I dont know what I just watched but yes"
Oneus - Valkyrie: "hey, that reminds me of EXO's debut but better"
BTS - Blood, Sweat and Tears: "those drugs must've been hella intense"
Monsta X - Who Do You Love: "Hannah Montana was useless and didnt even need to be in the song, also didnt he come to the live show hungover or something?"
DO - That's Okay: "I'm-I'm not crying, I have a heart of stone and I feel nothing, this is not the cutest, sweetest thing I've ever seen even if it was sung by my favorite reincarnation of Satan"
DAY6 - Chocolate: "Well be brought it to Tik Tok and Jae knows, he knows all, now we must never let him find the shit we do on Tumblr"

 

[An Okay Rock]

Boys Republic - Get Down: "Every single fanfiction with a mafia au"
SF9 - RPM: "We wanted to play laser tag but we took it too far and now there's a war, how are you?" also "I dont know who any of you are, but I'd let you step on me, they're all visuals here ladies and gentlmen"
Seventeen - Fear: "Sike ***** I'm the devil! -Cameron Phillip, 2019"
D1CE - Wake Up: "It isnt actually dice, it's d-once but I'm still gonna call you dice" also "I dont know what I just watched but yes"
Oneus - Valkyrie: "hey, that reminds me of EXO's debut but better"
BTS - Blood, Sweat and Tears: "those drugs must've been hella intense"
Monsta X - Who Do You Love: "Hannah Montana was useless and didnt even need to be in the song, also didnt he come to the live show hungover or something?"
DO - That's Okay: "I'm-I'm not crying, I have a heart of stone and I feel nothing, this is not the cutest, sweetest thing I've ever seen even if it was sung by my favorite reincarnation of Satan"
DAY6 - Chocolate: "Well be brought it to Tik Tok and Jae knows, he knows all, now we must never let him find the shit we do on Tumblr"

some of these are becoming small rants and I apologize, I'm taking the fun out of my own thread

 

[An Okay Rock]

EXO - El Dorado/The Eve: "I'm still waiting on an MV for that"
Amber Liu - Hands Behind My Back: "So this is what SM locked in the dungeon, smh"
Jackson Wang - Bullet to the Heart: "bro I shouldnt have taken those drugs [p.04]" also "wait I didnt click on Voodoo Doll, why am I back here?"
VIXX - Scentist: "'i DeMAnd a DRop Of yoU fOR blOOmiNG', one of the many phrases that should never be told to children"
VIXX - Shangri-la: "I dont know waht ti's about but I appreciate every second of it"
KARD - Dumb Litty: "and in September 2019 the searches for 'dumb litty' in urban dictionary went up"
3RACHA - Start Line: "Who said rap cant be positive?"
3RACHA - Hoodie Season: "I relate"

 

[loonatheworld !]

love cherry motion by choerry/loona - eat a cherry to get into the loonaverse
heart attack by chuu/loona - watch yves turns chuu lesbian for 4 minutes straight
kiss later by yeojin/loona - don’t kiss the frog
everyday i love you by vivi/loona feat. haseul - vivi stalks a cute boy at her roller skating rink

 

[An Okay Rock]

love cherry motion by choerry/loona - eat a cherry to get into the loonaverse
heart attack by chuu/loona - watch yves turns chuu lesbian for 4 minutes straight
kiss later by yeojin/loona - don’t kiss the frog
everyday i love you by vivi/loona feat. haseul - vivi stalks a cute boy at her roller skating rink

...I...how - I just realized how weird a lot of these posts must seem without context

 

[An Okay Rock]

Boys Republic - Party Rock: "This came out in 2013, but it still feels pretty 2009" also "what kind of psychopath still used a corded phone? Apparently, the same ones who play with a magic cardboard box portal, quite violently" and "casual kidnapping/imprisonment" and "yeah dont question the random men dancing in a box, this is a common occurrence" (I have so much to say)
LU:KUS - So Into U: "I dont know what I'm watching but that's pretty hot"
VIXX - Super Hero: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
24K - Superfly: "all of this background lighting is inefficient but gotta do it for the aesthetic and to show how badass we are" also "where is this even taking place? I think gangs use it on weekdays"
Taemin - Move: "He simultaneously looks like a hoe and a twink, but he also deemed that a back alley with a stranger must be the best place to dance"
AlphaBAT - AB CITY: "This reminds me of Bulletproof pt.2, and they really could've used a flower boy concept for the song but i guess Korea was going through a phase, at least Iota's part fit" also "those set designers must've had a hell of a time"
Sunmi - Gashina: "Bro, that's one hell of a drug trip and I want my midlife crisis to look like that"
BTL - Too-G: "So many concepts, so little time" also "the CGI birds must be worshipped"
(This is a list composed of songs found during a weird dive through Youtube, but I suggest listening to a lot of them because they're pretty good, they may not be the best but they're all entertaining, not...not Super Hero though)

 

[An Okay Rock]

VIXX - Rock Ur Body: "I like to imagine that them dancing are the cut scenes in the game" also "what the hell is she even playing, she's pushing buttons but nothings happening and VIXX is just dying"
DAY6 - Best Part: "I need an MV, please, just give me an MV for this, im dying"
Block B - Nillili Mambo: "This is why we dont give violent people guns, children"
History - Psycho: "Demons are not allowed in church!" also "What fucking era is this in? I've seen like three different time periods" and "every single fanfic including an abusive character, but they're self-aware"
Infinite - Paradise: "Will you get off the floor, it is dirty"
SHINee - Everybody: "A lot of fans discovered a new kink that day"
VIXX - Love Equation: "Ravi, the cutest rapper you're missing out on and VIXX, the best concept kings we dont deserve" also "Someone please play with Ken, that hurt" and "You cant convince me that some part of VIXX isnt gay"
KNK - Knock: "That's a fire hazard damn you!
JBJ - Fantasy: "Is this an alien abduction/invasion, if so I wouldnt mind" also "I'm sorry I didnt receive your letter, my mailbox is out in the middle of nowhere"

 

[An Okay Rock]

VIXX - Rock Ur Body: "I like to imagine that them dancing are the cut scenes in the game" also "what the hell is she even playing, she's pushing buttons but nothings happening and VIXX is just dying"
DAY6 - Best Part: "I need an MV, please, just give me an MV for this, im dying"
Block B - Nillili Mambo: "This is why we dont give violent people guns, children"
History - Psycho: "Demons are not allowed in church!" also "What fucking era is this in? I've seen like three different time periods" and "every single fanfic including an abusive character, but they're self-aware"
Infinite - Paradise: "Will you get off the floor, it is dirty"
SHINee - Everybody: "A lot of fans discovered a new kink that day"
VIXX - Love Equation: "Ravi, the cutest rapper you're missing out on and VIXX, the best concept kings we dont deserve" also "Someone please play with Ken, that hurt" and "You cant convince me that some part of VIXX isnt gay"
KNK - Knock: "That's a fire hazard damn you!
JBJ - Fantasy: "Is this an alien abduction/invasion, if so I wouldnt mind" also "I'm sorry I didnt receive your letter, my mailbox is out in the middle of nowhere"

Also for Love Equation: "That's a Play Station and I stan" and "VIXX are the cutest adult-children and Leo has blessed you"

 

[LizzieCornZ__]

ONEUS-Twilight = Hwanwoong is a werewolf with yellow eyes?!

(G)I-DLE-Hann = Go ahead and drink my blood scorpion

(G)I-DLE-LATATA = BABY SHUSHU GOT NO LINES PART 1

(G)I-DLE-SENORITA = BABY SHUSHU GOT NO LINES PART 2

 

[An Okay Rock]

ONEUS-Twilight = Hwanwoong is a werewolf with yellow eyes?!

(G)I-DLE-Hann = Go ahead and drink my blood scorpion

(G)I-DLE-LATATA = BABY SHUSHU GOT NO LINES PART 1

(G)I-DLE-SENORITA = BABY SHUSHU GOT NO LINES PART 2

For Hann should there be a comma? I mean its funny either way, but I'm hella confused

 

[An Okay Rock]

Boys Republic - Party Rock: "This came out in 2013, but it still feels pretty 2009" also "what kind of psychopath still used a corded phone? Apparently, the same ones who play with a magic cardboard box portal, quite violently" and "casual kidnapping/imprisonment" and "yeah dont question the random men dancing in a box, this is a common occurrence" (I have so much to say)
LU:KUS - So Into U: "I dont know what I'm watching but that's pretty hot"
VIXX - Super Hero: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
24K - Superfly: "all of this background lighting is inefficient but gotta do it for the aesthetic and to show how badass we are" also "where is this even taking place? I think gangs use it on weekdays"
Taemin - Move: "He simultaneously looks like a hoe and a twink, but he also deemed that a back alley with a stranger must be the best place to dance"
AlphaBAT - AB CITY: "This reminds me of Bulletproof pt.2, and they really could've used a flower boy concept for the song but i guess Korea was going through a phase, at least Iota's part fit" also "those set designers must've had a hell of a time"
Sunmi - Gashina: "Bro, that's one hell of a drug trip and I want my midlife crisis to look like that"
BTL - Too-G: "So many concepts, so little time" also "the CGI birds must be worshipped"
(This is a list composed of songs found during a weird dive through Youtube, but I suggest listening to a lot of them because they're pretty good, they may not be the best but they're all entertaining, not...not Super Hero though)

VIXX - Super Hero: "AJJIRAJJIL FANTASTIC!"

 

[An Okay Rock]

VIXX LR - Beautiful Liar: "When Karen's leaving with the kids but you're a little too depressed to care"
KNK - Back Again: "When bae's a little too into gardening so your house looks abandoned/haunted"
HOTSHOT - Jelly (is that the title?): "Will you get out of the cage, you are not a bird" also "Not sure if he's in a small hallway or if his legs are just longer than my body"
BIGFLO - Upside Down: "Wait...what?" also "If we want to look like a pack of crayons its none of your business" [Side note: are one of the lyrics seriously 'Your cattitude' or is that just a bad translation?]
B.I.G - 1.2.3: "Were they watching porn or are they just that desperate?" also "When the MV has to subtly tell you not to drink the bleach cause it was 2017"
MADTOWN - OMGT: "I feel like they were just tossed onto the sets and the director said have fun"
UP10TION - Catch Me: "I'm pretty sure that's the lounge from Boys Over Flowers"
[I now have a lot of weird, underrated groups in my suggestions so there's that]

 

[An Okay Rock]

DAY6 - Hi Hello: "(MyDays and Jae): Stop playing coy and get in the damn car Brian" also "Ignore the fact Jae almost murders Dowoon"

 

[VIPJACKAHGADAY]

To celebrate Day6's new album, The Book Of Us: Entropy, here's some renamed songs
Deep In Love - The intro to a great movie
Sweet Chaos - Right is left, left is right
Emergency - I almost slipped in the shower listening to this (That would've been a real emergency)
Rescue Me - Emo anthem
365247 - Fake Title Song because of its Pop/Reggae vibe
About Now - La la la la la la la
Ouch (아야야) - Possibly a reference to 2NE1’s Love Is Ouch and Ah-Yah-Yah (also Did I hear banana?)
Not Fine (나빠) - I’ll let you love me Younghyun
Stop Talking - Hajima (hajimar) is in there somewhere (guitar solo finally)
Not Mine - Day6 secretly made this so that My Days would stop claiming them
Like a flowing wind - I’m not crying, you are