Renaming Kpop Songs/MVs

[mashikyukyu]

stray kids 'mirror' - the inner emo coming out
ateez 'wonderland' - an intense marching band and chain show
day6 'what can i do' - when you think they end up together but then p l o t t w i s t
nct dream 'we young' - we tripping after taking a suspicious substance we found in the janitors closet
got7 'just right' - honey i shrunk the kids (that one movie)
exo 'growl' - 7th graders going through a phase
seventeen 'mansae' - an intense love triangle but with 13 boys

 

[mashikyukyu]

Taemin - Want = "snek boi"
Shinee - Hello = "SM forced us to smile and this looks so unnatural"
Red Velvet - Peek-A-Boo = "we just wanted some free pizza"
LeeHi - No One = "I'm coming out as a furry"
Sistar - One More Day = "a lesbian tragedy"
Bigbang - good boy/bad boy = "we got the names mixed"
iKON - Dumb&Dumber = "Jinhwan fits in a small fridge"
K.Will - Please don't... = "I'm gay"
Woosung - FACE = "this was an excuse to show how good-looking I am"
Teen Top - Rocking = "follow me on myspace"
Block B - Jackpot = "P.O looks like Tsukiyama Shuu from Tokyo Ghoul and no one can change my mind"
EPIK HIGH - Born Hater = "we ran out of money so we filmed this on a toilet"
B.A.P - That's My Jam = "we make One Shot references 3 years later" or "We will always draw guns somehow"

bRUH JINHWAN RLLY BE THAT SMALL LMAOOO

 

[ONF]

Love Shot - EXO = Kai, gas stations, theater and more Kai
Black Dress - CLC = Lesbian cult meeting
TT - Twice = It's past your bedtime but the cute demons won't leave you alone
Side Effects - Stray Kids = I did drugs and now my head hurts
Shine - Pentagon = Invisible piano man deserved better
I'm So Hot - Momoland = We are not clowns, we are the entire circus
Cat & Dog - TXT = Furries rise
Gogobebe - Mamamoo = Home invasion gone wrong
RBB - Red Velvet = Furries rise (Halloween version)
Dope - BTS = Hey, we aren't jobless anymore
Gashina - Sunmi = God is a woman
Senorita - (G)I-DLE = I crave death
Alligator - Monsta X = Low-key being eaten alive by a hot reptile but that's okay

 

[~angelix~]

Run Away By TXT- 'Hey guys lets go ditch school and get suspended to the jungle"

 

[piscesigh]

bRUH JINHWAN RLLY BE THAT SMALL LMAOOO

YES LMAO SDKSDJKSALDJKA

 

[An Okay Rock]

Stephanie Poetri & Jackson Wang - I Love You 3000: "I feel like it's being insinuated that I can buy Stephanie or Jackson to be a companion or something and you better believe I'd spend everything on Stephanie"
Kris Wu - Freedom: "Hey its that vine trend that died in 2015"
Stray Kids - Double Knot: "LEARN HOW TO TIE YOUR SHOES YOU DUMB *****" also "When you thought 3RACHA was going to have their own MV but it doesnt start with 'Double knot on my Yeezys'"
Dreamcatcher - Chase Me: "Lets play our favorite game: time to f*ck with the ghost hunter"
Chungha - Snapping: "the queen has spoken peasants"
(I'm sorry I'm only entertaining myself at this point)

 

[yunaing]

Hobgoblin , CLC - Emo teen phase
Um oh ah yeh , Mamamoo - Moonbyul love triangle + Wheein
Devil , CLC - 7 harmless ways to prank your friends by Troom Troom
Bing Bing , AOA - Sexy Magic Show
Paint Me , Mamamoo - Heaven (that’s it... it’s just heaven)

 

[An Okay Rock]

Ten - New Heroes: "Half of it was from a scrapped American Eagle add"

 

[An Okay Rock]

N.Flying - Good Bam: "These are fully grown men...well they're supposed to be"
IZ - Final Kiss: "A reminder to always look at your cup before drinking" also "FISH IN A CUP"
ONEWE - Ring On My Ears: "For the first minute they had a cardboard cut out there instead of the actual keyboardist" also "His shoulder strap looks like my cat"
ONEWE - Regulus: "Once again the keyboardist is a cardboard cut out and so are one of the guitarists (actually I think he's the bassist)" also "Imagine just being in class and looking out the window to see that"
ONF - Why: "Part 2 to the apocalypse SF9 started"
GreatGuys - BE ON YOU: "What culty/sacrificing shit is this?"

 

[An Okay Rock]

FANXYRED - T.O.P: "They look like vampire children but uh they are in fact grown women"
Target - Baby Come Back Home: "All I noticed was that one of the guys had an awkward fitting jacket on"
M.O.N.T - Rock Paper Scissors: "This feels like what used to be on Disney at 5 in the morning"
Seven O'Clock - Nothing Better: "You may not see more than two members at a time"
NOIR - Airplane Mode: "I actually have no complaints other than the fact I liked that dance more than I should have"

 

[An Okay Rock]

IN2IT - SnapShot: "HEART. BEAT. GO. FAST"
Noir - GANGSTA: "Not the anime I was expecting but this is great too"
UNB - Feeling: "Which Silent Hill game is this?"
MYTEEN - BAD GIRL: "This is either really kinky or terrifying, the amount of consent is unclear"
TST - PARADISE: "One of those dudes is outshining the sun"

 

[An Okay Rock]

N.Flying - Good Bam: "These are fully grown men...well they're supposed to be"
IZ - Final Kiss: "A reminder to always look at your cup before drinking" also "FISH IN A CUP"
ONEWE - Ring On My Ears: "For the first minute they had a cardboard cut out there instead of the actual keyboardist" also "His shoulder strap looks like my cat"
ONEWE - Regulus: "Once again the keyboardist is a cardboard cut out and so are one of the guitarists (actually I think he's the bassist)" also "Imagine just being in class and looking out the window to see that"
ONF - Why: "Part 2 to the apocalypse SF9 started"
GreatGuys - BE ON YOU: "What culty/sacrificing shit is this?"

FANXYRED - T.O.P: "They look like vampire children but uh they are in fact grown women"
Target - Baby Come Back Home: "All I noticed was that one of the guys had an awkward fitting jacket on"
M.O.N.T - Rock Paper Scissors: "This feels like what used to be on Disney at 5 in the morning"
Seven O'Clock - Nothing Better: "You may not see more than two members at a time"
NOIR - Airplane Mode: "I actually have no complaints other than the fact I liked that dance more than I should have"

IN2IT - SnapShot: "HEART. BEAT. GO. FAST"
Noir - GANGSTA: "Not the anime I was expecting but this is great too"
UNB - Feeling: "Which Silent Hill game is this?"
MYTEEN - BAD GIRL: "This is either really kinky or terrifying, the amount of consent is unclear"
TST - PARADISE: "One of those dudes is outshining the sun"

Am I making these sound as weird as I can in an effort to get people to look up the video? Yes, yes I am and there's nothing you can do to stop me so go watch them coward

 

[Potato_Renjun]

Woosung Moon- "I love you but you're a *****"
Vixx Voodoo Doll- "I'm just gonna shove this through our hearts and still live"
NCT U Baby Dont Stop- I was jsut listening to Chewing Gum where did these two horny men come from